San Diego’s own Rose Fletcher, Broker (CADRE 02098408)—operating as Shiny Fang, MBA—alongside The Late Mark Whitney (The Late Shady O’Leery) perform a forensic audit on Gillette Stadium’s 550 concession points.
In this episode of ASSSONOMICS, we break down Robert Kraft’s eight-figure Coke vs. Pepsi pouring rights bidding war, expose the 3,000% markup on $7 20oz bottles of gussied-up tap water ($44 a gallon), and demonstrate how stadium landlords use security theater to enforce food and beverage gameday monopolies.
Along the way, Shiny & Shady flip the script on metabolic extortion and ask three sovereign questions:
What if YOU are The Platform?
What if YOU write the Terms Of Service?
What if YOU DEplatform, DEmonetize, and DEsubscribe the individuals and organizations that are causing harm?



