Today, our heroes hilariously submit last month’s food intake to a forensic public self-audit. Learn how managing to one simple question (“Is it good for me?”) keeps you out of the crematorium.
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Do Not Rape Your Food
Shiny & Shady review their July sales reports. How many times did Big Food breach their turf? That plus chickens. Lots of chickens.
The Shiny & Shady Show
“Your body is a business.” That may not be the way you see yourself. But when Big Food looks at your piehole, it doesn’t see a human organ. It sees a cash register, and it manages to a single question: “Will they eat it?”
Why bother with QuickBooks for your numbers at work while tacitly thumbing your nose at auditing the intake of your physical enterprise?
Shiny & Shady give you a one-question system of your own: “Is it good for me?”
If the answer is “Yes” and you eat it, you get 1 Life Point. If the answer is “No” and you eat it anyway, you take 3 Death Points. Your target Closing Percentage is 80%.
“Your body is a business.” That may not be the way you see yourself. But when Big Food looks at your piehole, it doesn’t see a human organ. It sees a cash register, and it manages to a single question: “Will they eat it?”
Why bother with QuickBooks for your numbers at work while tacitly thumbing your nose at auditing the intake of your physical enterprise?
Shiny & Shady give you a one-question system of your own: “Is it good for me?”
If the answer is “Yes” and you eat it, you get 1 Life Point. If the answer is “No” and you eat it anyway, you take 3 Death Points. Your target Closing Percentage is 80%.
